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Who want to make a Christmas movie


who wants to make a Christmas movie

I have a movie called

I shot Santa claus

Where a guys getting ready for Christmas for his kids

And he hears a noise by the chimney

And a guy come down the chimney

And he shoots him

And sees its Santa Claus

And says

Oh shit I shot santa Claus

And he says

Why don't I try on the outfit

And then he says

I should go on the roof and sees whats up there

And he gets on the sled and says.

On Dancer on prancer on

And hr delivers presents around the world

And when he gets back the elves put a gun to his head and says

Where's santa

And start saying they'll kill him

And they go over the santa and cry trying to bring jim back


And he gets up and shows a bullet proof vest and says

Don't worry

I'm ready in case this happens
And hr says

Next year just have some cookies
And santa goes up to the roof and they fly away saying the reindeer names

And the guys kid comes down

And says dad what was that

And he sees a present santa left

And he opens it and a bright light flashes on his face and he says

Wow

And you hear santa say

Ho ho ho merry Christmas

If anyone wants to make the movie

  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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