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An Expired Smint Pack - $2 (Toronto)

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condition: salvage
make / manufacturer: Smint
model name / number: Wilberry
size / dimensions: 7cmx4cmx1cm

If your breath stinks and you want it to stop stinking for literally just one minute, my useless mints can help you with that. My overall uninteresting dimensions are 7cmx4cmx1cm. Whoever thought that this was the right size for a mint disposal container, please tell me why the f*** you decided on that. I fit in your pocket but I will feel bulky as s*** in there, and my sharp corners are going to pinch your thigh with every step you take. If you are wearing a jacket with a pocket, good for you! But I will rattle and shake my insides with every step and make it awkward for you to walk without getting unwanted attention. My insides are pinkish triangular-shaped mint things that should taste like “Wildberry” (as if there is something called “Tamedberry” for f***’s sake!) but they actually taste like cough medicine. They should have called the flavor “Crapberry”. I was made in an Arab country and my ingredients’ list is all in Arabic, so my back is pretty pointless. I have a genius push system where every time you push on my head, a tongue-like cup thing comes out my a** with a mint inside it. This mechanism gets stuck 4 times out of 5, so good luck getting your mints buddy. I expired a few months ago on 27/08/2019, but honestly, you won’t find a difference in the flavor, still the old Crapberry. I am half full inside, so you can still get some of that useless mints from my a**.
I deserve to be thrown in a dumpster, but I am not done with s***ting all my insides yet, so buy me.
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