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WOMAN AT WALMART...YOU WERE RIGHT.

I was walking down the aisle at Walmart and I couldn’t help but notice how attractive you were. As I was admiring your beauty from a distance I seemed to have stepped in some slippery substance. I went down hard, and heard a combination of a crack and pop coming from either my back or leg (maybe both). You called out “Hey, are you ok?” I responded with “Yeah, yeah I’m fine. I just dropped my keys and they rolled under the shelf and I’m looking for them” To which you answered “How do keys roll?...It looked like you fell.” Still trying to save my ego I responded again with “No I didn’t fall. I just dropped my keys and I’m looking for them.” You then proceeded to move to the next aisle. When I managed to get a firm grip on the shelf I pulled myself up and realized that the slippery substance was pickle juice. Pickle juice that was now all over my shoes, pants and shirt. At that moment I decided to abandoned my cart in aisle 3 and leave the store. I really needed the stuff in the cart, though. So now I have to go back. Hopefully I happen to see you again so that I can tell you that you were right. I fell. :-(
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